[Rhodes22-list] (Humor) And then the fight started

[Michael D. Weisner]

Hank,

Very cute.  I thought that it was funny, so, I forwarded it to the wife ... 
and then the fight started.

Mike
s/v Shanghai'd Summer ('81)
Nissequogue River, NY

From: "Hank" <hnw555 at gmail.com>Sent: Monday, August 11, 2008 12:15 PM
> Some Monday morning humor to enjoy!
>
> Hank
>
> And then the fight started....
>
> After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social
> Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to
> verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at
> home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home
> and come back later.
>
> The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.
>
> So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That 
> silver
> hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social
> Security application.
>
> When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the 
> Social
> Security office.
>
> She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten
> disability, too'
>
> And then the fight started.....
>
> ************************************************************************
>
> My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I 
> kept
> staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby
> table.
>
> My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
>
> 'Yes,' I sighed, 'she's my old girlfriend.  I understand she took to
> drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she 
> hasn't
> been sober since.'
>
> 'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating
> that long?'
>
> And then the fight started.....
>
> ***********************************************************************
>
> I rear-ended a car this morning.
>
> So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out 
> of
> his car.
>
> You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just
> seem funny?  Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!
>
> He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT 
> HAPPY!!!'
>
> So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
>
> And then the fight started...
>
> ******************************************************
>
> A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy
> with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old,
> fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
>
> The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
>
> And then the fight started...
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