[Rhodes22-list] (Humor) And then the fight started

[Hank]

Nice!!

Hank


On 8/11/08, Michael D. Weisner <mweisner at ebsmed.com> wrote:
>
> Hank,
>
> Very cute.  I thought that it was funny, so, I forwarded it to the wife ...
> and then the fight started.
>
> Mike
> s/v Shanghai'd Summer ('81)
> Nissequogue River, NY
>
> From: "Hank" <hnw555 at gmail.com>Sent: Monday, August 11, 2008 12:15 PM
> > Some Monday morning humor to enjoy!
> >
> > Hank
> >
> > And then the fight started....
> >
> > After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social
> > Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license
> to
> > verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet
> at
> > home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home
> > and come back later.
> >
> > The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.
> >
> > So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That
> > silver
> > hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social
> > Security application.
> >
> > When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the
> > Social
> > Security office.
> >
> > She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten
> > disability, too'
> >
> > And then the fight started.....
> >
> > ************************************************************************
> >
> > My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I
> > kept
> > staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby
> > table.
> >
> > My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
> >
> > 'Yes,' I sighed, 'she's my old girlfriend.  I understand she took to
> > drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she
> > hasn't
> > been sober since.'
> >
> > 'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating
> > that long?'
> >
> > And then the fight started.....
> >
> > ***********************************************************************
> >
> > I rear-ended a car this morning.
> >
> > So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out
> > of
> > his car.
> >
> > You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just
> > seem funny?  Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!
> >
> > He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT
> > HAPPY!!!'
> >
> > So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
> >
> > And then the fight started...
> >
> > ******************************************************
> >
> > A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy
> > with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old,
> > fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
> >
> > The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
> >
> > And then the fight started...
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