[Rhodes22-list] Two blind pilots (Humor)

[John Lock]

Two blind pilots board an airliner, both wearing dark glasses. One is 
using a guide dog and the other is tapping his way along the aisle 
with a cane.

Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the 
cockpit, the door closes and the engines start up. The passengers 
begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is 
just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.

The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people 
sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the 
water at the edge of the airport. As it begins to look as though the 
plane will plow into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin.

At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers 
relax and laugh a little sheepishly and soon all retreat into their 
magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.

In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says, 
"Ya know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and 
we're all gonna die."


John Lock
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s/v Pandion - '79 Rhodes 22
Lake Sinclair, GA
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