[Rhodes22-list] Governmentium (Humor)

[Brad Haslett]

Rummy,

That's not funny, that is the truth!  Here's something else related to
physics that isn't funny either. Riddle me this!  Every part I need for my
airplane is made from unobtanium.  How the hell did we win WW2? My Dad went
to Europe and Mom worked in a defense plant, did all these parts I need jump
out of the ground and magnetically plant themselves in the right spot on an
airplane?  Inquiring minds want to know.

Brad

On Wed, Jun 25, 2008 at 11:07 AM, <R22RumRunner at aol.com> wrote:

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> Governmentium
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> Research has led to the  discovery of the heaviest element yet known to
> science. The new element,  Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25
> assistant
> neutrons, 88 deputy  neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it
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> atomic mass of  312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called
> morons,
> which  are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called
> peons.  Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can
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> detected, because it impedes every action with which it comes into
>  contact.
> A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that  would normally
> take less than a second to take from four days to four  years to complete.
> Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2-6 years; it  does not decay, but
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> undergoes a reorganization in which a portion  of the assistant neutrons
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> deputy neutrons exchange places.
> In  fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each
> reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming
>  isodopes.
> This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to  believe
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> Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical  concentration.
> This
> hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical  morass. When catalyzed
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> money, Governmentium becomes Administratium,  an element that radiates just
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> much energy as Governmentium since it has  half as many peons but twice as
> many  morons.
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