[Rhodes22-list] Governmentium (Humor)(list member assistance needed)

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Will someone please forward this to Ron Lipton.  He will not let me do it,
imagine?

Ed K
Greenville, SC, USA


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> Governmentium  
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> Research has led to the  discovery of the heaviest element yet known to 
> science. The new element,  Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25
> assistant 
> neutrons, 88 deputy  neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving
> it an 
> atomic mass of  312. These 312 particles are held together by forces
> called morons, 
> which  are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called 
> peons.  Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can
> be  
> detected, because it impedes every action with which it comes into 
> contact. 
> A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that  would normally 
> take less than a second to take from four days to four  years to complete. 
> Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2-6 years; it  does not decay, but
> instead 
> undergoes a reorganization in which a portion  of the assistant neutrons
> and 
> deputy neutrons exchange places. 
> In  fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since
> each  
> reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming 
> isodopes. 
> This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to  believe
> that 
> Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical  concentration.
> This 
> hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical  morass. When catalyzed
> with 
> money, Governmentium becomes Administratium,  an element that radiates
> just as 
> much energy as Governmentium since it has  half as many peons but twice as 
> many  morons.
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