[Rhodes22-list] Warning: Bad Puns

[pdgrand at nospam.wmis.net]

Hi Elle,

My name is Paul Grandholm.  I have a 1999 Rhodes 22 (s/v Boilermaker) that
I sail out of New Buffalo, MI.

(Note to Jim Tracy:  I will probably be pulling my boat sometime in the
next couple of weeks and I have the mast hoist system, if you'd like to
drive over to this side of the state and see one in action.)

Anyway, I used to be on the list a few years back.  I always liked the
political bantering that went on here if it didn't get too personal (Brad
& Bill had some classics), so I thought I'd get back on and see what was
happening.

Thanks,
Paul

> OMG! Those are the best? worst?  puns!
>
> Now who are you????
>
> elle
>
> We can't change the angle of the wind....but we can adjust our sails.
>
> 1992 Rhodes 22   Recyc '06  "WaterMusic"   (Lady in Red)
>
>
> --- On Thu, 9/25/08, pdgrand at nospam.wmis.net <pdgrand at nospam.wmis.net>
> wrote:
>
>> From: pdgrand at nospam.wmis.net <pdgrand at nospam.wmis.net>
>> Subject: [Rhodes22-list] Warning:  Bad Puns
>> To: rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org
>> Date: Thursday, September 25, 2008, 4:09 PM
>> 1. The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was
>> Sir Cumference.
>>
>>      He acquired his size from too much pi.
>>
>>
>>   2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island,
>>
>>       but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
>>
>>
>>  3. She was only a whisky maker,
>>
>>      but he loved her still.
>>
>>
>>  4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class
>> because
>>
>>     it was a weapon of math disruption.
>>
>>
>>  5. No matter how much you push the envelope,
>>
>>      it&#700;ll still be stationery.
>>
>>
>>  6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road
>>
>>      and was cited for littering.
>>
>>
>>  7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result
>> in
>>
>>      Linoleum Blownapart.
>>
>>
>>  8. Two silk worms had a race.
>>
>>      They ended up in a tie.
>>
>>
>>  9. Time flies like an arrow.
>>
>>         Fruit flies like a banana.
>>
>>
>>  10. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway.
>>
>>        One hat said to the other, 'You stay here,
>> I'll go on a head.'
>>
>>
>>  11. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.
>>
>>        Then it hit me.
>>
>>
>>
>>  12. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a
>> hospital.
>>
>>       When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was,
>>
>>       a nurse said, 'No change yet.'
>>
>>
>>  13. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
>>
>>
>>
>>  14. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was
>>
>>       a small medium at large.
>>
>>
>>  15. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is
>> now
>>
>>       a seasoned veteran.
>>
>>
>>  16. A backward poet writes inverse.
>>
>>
>>  17. In democracy it's your vote that counts.
>>
>>       In feudalism it's your count that votes.
>>
>>
>>  18. When cannibals ate a missionary,
>>
>>       they got a taste of religion.
>>
>>
>>
>>
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