[Rhodes22-list] Warning: Bad Puns

[Hank]

Now that's a kicker!  Someone joining the list FOR the political
discussion.  Too Funny!

Hank


On 9/26/08, pdgrand at nospam.wmis.net <pdgrand at nospam.wmis.net> wrote:
>
> Hi Elle,
>
> My name is Paul Grandholm.  I have a 1999 Rhodes 22 (s/v Boilermaker) that
> I sail out of New Buffalo, MI.
>
> (Note to Jim Tracy:  I will probably be pulling my boat sometime in the
> next couple of weeks and I have the mast hoist system, if you'd like to
> drive over to this side of the state and see one in action.)
>
> Anyway, I used to be on the list a few years back.  I always liked the
> political bantering that went on here if it didn't get too personal (Brad
> & Bill had some classics), so I thought I'd get back on and see what was
> happening.
>
> Thanks,
> Paul
>
> > OMG! Those are the best? worst?  puns!
> >
> > Now who are you????
> >
> > elle
> >
> > We can't change the angle of the wind....but we can adjust our sails.
> >
> > 1992 Rhodes 22   Recyc '06  "WaterMusic"   (Lady in Red)
> >
> >
> > --- On Thu, 9/25/08, pdgrand at nospam.wmis.net <pdgrand at nospam.wmis.net>
> > wrote:
> >
> >> From: pdgrand at nospam.wmis.net <pdgrand at nospam.wmis.net>
> >> Subject: [Rhodes22-list] Warning:  Bad Puns
> >> To: rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org
> >> Date: Thursday, September 25, 2008, 4:09 PM
> >> 1. The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was
> >> Sir Cumference.
> >>
> >>      He acquired his size from too much pi.
> >>
> >>
> >>   2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island,
> >>
> >>       but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
> >>
> >>
> >>  3. She was only a whisky maker,
> >>
> >>      but he loved her still.
> >>
> >>
> >>  4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class
> >> because
> >>
> >>     it was a weapon of math disruption.
> >>
> >>
> >>  5. No matter how much you push the envelope,
> >>
> >>      it&#700;ll still be stationery.
> >>
> >>
> >>  6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road
> >>
> >>      and was cited for littering.
> >>
> >>
> >>  7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result
> >> in
> >>
> >>      Linoleum Blownapart.
> >>
> >>
> >>  8. Two silk worms had a race.
> >>
> >>      They ended up in a tie.
> >>
> >>
> >>  9. Time flies like an arrow.
> >>
> >>         Fruit flies like a banana.
> >>
> >>
> >>  10. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway.
> >>
> >>        One hat said to the other, 'You stay here,
> >> I'll go on a head.'
> >>
> >>
> >>  11. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.
> >>
> >>        Then it hit me.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>  12. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a
> >> hospital.
> >>
> >>       When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was,
> >>
> >>       a nurse said, 'No change yet.'
> >>
> >>
> >>  13. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>  14. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was
> >>
> >>       a small medium at large.
> >>
> >>
> >>  15. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is
> >> now
> >>
> >>       a seasoned veteran.
> >>
> >>
> >>  16. A backward poet writes inverse.
> >>
> >>
> >>  17. In democracy it's your vote that counts.
> >>
> >>       In feudalism it's your count that votes.
> >>
> >>
> >>  18. When cannibals ate a missionary,
> >>
> >>       they got a taste of religion.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
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