[Rhodes22-list] Warning: Bad Puns

[Rik Sandberg]

Hank,

Paul isn't "joining" the list. He's been around here off and on for many 
years. Seems like I met him when we attended Strictly Sail Chicago back 
in '00.

Rik

Ayn Rand was a prophet - - it isn't my fault



Hank wrote:
> Now that's a kicker!  Someone joining the list FOR the political
> discussion.  Too Funny!
>
> Hank
>
>
> On 9/26/08, pdgrand at nospam.wmis.net <pdgrand at nospam.wmis.net> wrote:
>   
>> Hi Elle,
>>
>> My name is Paul Grandholm.  I have a 1999 Rhodes 22 (s/v Boilermaker) that
>> I sail out of New Buffalo, MI.
>>
>> (Note to Jim Tracy:  I will probably be pulling my boat sometime in the
>> next couple of weeks and I have the mast hoist system, if you'd like to
>> drive over to this side of the state and see one in action.)
>>
>> Anyway, I used to be on the list a few years back.  I always liked the
>> political bantering that went on here if it didn't get too personal (Brad
>> & Bill had some classics), so I thought I'd get back on and see what was
>> happening.
>>
>> Thanks,
>> Paul
>>
>>     
>>> OMG! Those are the best? worst?  puns!
>>>
>>> Now who are you????
>>>
>>> elle
>>>
>>> We can't change the angle of the wind....but we can adjust our sails.
>>>
>>> 1992 Rhodes 22   Recyc '06  "WaterMusic"   (Lady in Red)
>>>
>>>
>>> --- On Thu, 9/25/08, pdgrand at nospam.wmis.net <pdgrand at nospam.wmis.net>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>       
>>>> From: pdgrand at nospam.wmis.net <pdgrand at nospam.wmis.net>
>>>> Subject: [Rhodes22-list] Warning:  Bad Puns
>>>> To: rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org
>>>> Date: Thursday, September 25, 2008, 4:09 PM
>>>> 1. The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was
>>>> Sir Cumference.
>>>>
>>>>      He acquired his size from too much pi.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>   2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island,
>>>>
>>>>       but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>  3. She was only a whisky maker,
>>>>
>>>>      but he loved her still.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>  4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class
>>>> because
>>>>
>>>>     it was a weapon of math disruption.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>  5. No matter how much you push the envelope,
>>>>
>>>>      it&#700;ll still be stationery.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>  6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road
>>>>
>>>>      and was cited for littering.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>  7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result
>>>> in
>>>>
>>>>      Linoleum Blownapart.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>  8. Two silk worms had a race.
>>>>
>>>>      They ended up in a tie.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>  9. Time flies like an arrow.
>>>>
>>>>         Fruit flies like a banana.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>  10. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway.
>>>>
>>>>        One hat said to the other, 'You stay here,
>>>> I'll go on a head.'
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>  11. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.
>>>>
>>>>        Then it hit me.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>  12. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a
>>>> hospital.
>>>>
>>>>       When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was,
>>>>
>>>>       a nurse said, 'No change yet.'
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>  13. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>  14. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was
>>>>
>>>>       a small medium at large.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>  15. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is
>>>> now
>>>>
>>>>       a seasoned veteran.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>  16. A backward poet writes inverse.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>  17. In democracy it's your vote that counts.
>>>>
>>>>       In feudalism it's your count that votes.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>  18. When cannibals ate a missionary,
>>>>
>>>>       they got a taste of religion.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
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