[Rhodes22-list] Monday humor: Kids are quick!

[R22RumRunner at aol.com]

>  
> 
> 
>  
>          
> 
>  
> 
> ____________________________________
> 
>  TEACHER:    Maria, go to the map and find   North   America .
> MARIA:         Here it   is.
> TEACHER:   Correct.  Now class, who  discovered   America ?
> CLASS:         Maria.
> ____________________________________
> 
>  TEACHER:   John,  why are you doing your math multiplication  on  the
floor?
> JOHN:          You told  me to do it  without using tables.
>  __________________________________________
> 
> TEACHER:   Glenn, how do you spell  'crocodile?'
> GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
> TEACHER:  No,  that's wrong
>  GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you  asked me how I  spell it.
> 
> (I  Love this kid)
>  ____________________________________________
> 
>  TEACHER:   Donald, what is the chemical formula for   water?
> DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
>  TEACHER:   What are you talking  about?
> DONALD:   Yesterday you said it's H to O.
>  __________________________________
> 
> TEACHER:   Winnie,  name one important thing we have  today that we didn't
have ten  years  ago.
> WINNIE:       Me!
>  __________________________________________
> 
> TEACHER:    Glen, why do you always get so  dirty?
> GLEN:       Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you  are.
>  _______________________________________
> 
> TEACHER:   Millie, give me a sentence starting  with ' I. '
>  MILLIE:         I  is..
> TEACHER:   No, Millie..... Always say, 'I  am.'
> MILLIE:   All right...  'I am  the ninth letter of  the alphabet.'
> ________________________________
> 
>  TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down  his father's  cherry
tree, but also admitted it.
>           Now, Louie, do you know why his  father  didn't
punish him?
> LOUIS:         Because George still had the axe in his  hand.
>  ______________________________________
> 
> TEACHER:     Now,  Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers   before
eating?
> SIMON:         No sir, I  don't have to, my  Mom is a good cook.
>  ______________________________
> 
> TEACHER:      Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the  same as
your  brother's.. Did you copy  his?
> CLYDE :       No, sir. It's the same dog.
>  ___________________________________
> 
> TEACHER:    Harold, what do you call a person who  keeps on talking when
people are  no longer  interested?
> HAROLD:     A teacher
>  __________________________________
> 
> > 
> 
>  
> 






**************A Good Credit Score is 700 or Above. See Yours in Just 2 Easy 
Steps! 
(http://pr.atwola.com/promoclk/100126575x1221322941x1201367178/aol?redir=http://www.freecreditreport.com/pm/default.aspx?sc=668072&hmpgID=115&bcd
=Mayfooter51809NO115)