[Rhodes22-list] A Little Christmas Story. (Humor)

[Christopher Cowie]

Rummy:

Thanks for sharing that.  I just stuck out little angle atop the tree.  Now I know why.


On Dec 17, 2010, at 3:58 PM, R22RumRunner at aol.com wrote:

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> A  Little Christmas Story    
> When four of Santa's elves got  sick, the trainee elves did not produce 
> toys as fast as the regular ones, and  Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas 
> pressure. 
> Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was  coming to visit, which stressed 
> Santa even more! 
> When he went to harness the reindeer, he  found that three of them were 
> about to give birth and two others had jumped  the fence and were out, Heaven 
> knows where.   Then when he began to load  the sleigh, one of the floorboards 
> cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and  all the toys were scattered. 
> Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a  cup of apple cider and a shot of 
> rum. When he went to the cupboard, he  discovered the elves had drunk all 
> the cider and hidden the liquor. In his  frustration, he accidentally dropped 
> the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds  of little glass pieces all over 
> the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom  and found the mice had eaten 
> all the straw off the end of the  broom.  
> Just then the doorbell  rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, 
> yanked it open, and there  stood a little angel with a great big Christmas 
> tree. 
> The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry  Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a 
> lovely day? I have this beautiful tree for  you. Where would you like me to 
> stick it?' 
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> And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the  Christmas 
> tree. 
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> Not a lot of people know this.
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