[Rhodes22-list] CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY (Humor)

[brucechisholm at comcast.net]

Here's another one: 



Man who pass gas in church, sit in own pew. 




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CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY 


Man who wants  pretty nurse, must be patient. 

Passionate kiss, like  spider web, leads to undoing of fly. 

Lady who goes  camping must beware of evil intent. 

Squirrel who runs up  woman's' leg will not find nuts. 

Man who leaps off cliff  jumps to conclusion. 

Man who runs in front of car gets  tired, man who runs behind car  gets 
exhausted. 

Man who eats many prunes get  good run for money. 

War does not determine who is right,  it determines who is left. 

Man who fight with wife all  day get no piece at night. 

It takes many nails to build a  crib, but one screw to fill it. 

Man who drives like hell  is bound to get 
there. 

Man who stands on toilet  is high on pot. 

Man who live in glass house should change  clothes in basement. 

Man who fish in other man's well  often catch crabs. 

Finally 
CONFUCIUS SAY. ..  . 

"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger  Wood!" 







  







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