[Rhodes22-list] Politics

[Steve Alm]

> Man, this has been a slow, I mean slow day on the list. I guess we're gonna
> have to start talking politics or something.
> 
> Rummy

So--the list is too quiet you say?  Want some more politics you say?  I
can't resist this one.  I tried to make myself not post this but I can't
help it.  

Someone (you know who you are) sent this to me today back channel and I
thought I should never post this to the list, but somehow, somewhere along
the way, I decided I had to.  It's Rummy's fault.  He's begging for it.

This should be labeled "Joke" I think, although some of you might not think
so.  It made me laugh my ass off and I hope you get a laugh out of it too.

WARNING:  Contains very strong language.

WARNING:  May be very offensive to some.

DISCLAIMER:  I didn't write this and the views and opinions expressed herein
do not necessarily reflect those of myself, my family, my friends or my
colleagues.


In fact, don't read any further!



But here it comes:



Delete now!





Are you still here?





OK......



I'm going to click paste and then duck and cover and run off to work.



FUCK THE SOUTH
by Anonymous

A Disgruntled Massachusetts Voter Gets It Off His Chest



Fuck the South. Fuck 'em. We should have let them go when they wanted to
leave. Fighting for the right to keep slaves--yeah, those are states we
want to keep. And now what do we get? We're the fucking Arrogant
Northeast Liberal Elite? How about this for arrogant: the South is the
REAL America? The AUTHENTIC America. Really?

'Cause we fucking founded this country, assholes. Those Founding Fathers
you keep going on and on about? All that bullshit about what you think
they meant by the Second Amendment? Who do you think those wig-wearing,
lacy-shirt-sporting revolutionaries were? They were fucking
blue-staters, dickhead. Boston? Philadelphia? New York? Hello? Think
there might be a reason all the fucking monuments are up here in our
backyard?

No, No. Get the fuck out. We're not letting you visit the Liberty Bell
and fucking Plymouth Rock anymore until you get over your real American
selves and start respecting those other nine amendments. Who do you
think those fucking stripes on the flag are for? Nine are for fucking
blue states. Get it? We started this shit, so don't get all uppity about
how real you are, you Johnny-come-lately "Oooooh, I've been a state for
almost a hundred years" dickheads. Fuck off.

Arrogant? You wanna talk to us Northeasterners about fucking arrogance?
Maybe I wouldn't be so fucking arrogant if I wasn't paying for your
fucking bridges, bitch. All those federal taxes you love to hate? It all
comes from us and goes to you, so shut up and enjoy your fucking
Tennessee Valley Authority electricity and your fancy highways that we
paid for. And the next time Florida gets hit by a hurricane, you can
come crying to us if you want to, but you're the ones who built on a
fucking swamp. "Let the Spanish keep it; it's a shithole," we said, but
you had to have your fucking orange juice.

The next dickwad who says, "It's your money, not the government's money"
is gonna get their ass kicked. Nine of the 10 states that get the most
federal fucking dollars and pay the least... can you guess? That's
right, motherfucker, they're red states. And 8 of the 10 states that
receive the least and pay the most? It's too easy. They're blue states.
It's not your money, assholes, it's fucking our money. What was that
Real American Value you were spouting a minute ago? Self reliance? Try
this for self reliance: Buy your own fucking stop signs, asshole.

Let's talk about those values for a fucking minute. You and your
Southern values can bite my ass because the blue states got the values
over you fucking Real Americans every day of the goddamn week. Which
state do you think has the lowest divorce rate, you marriage-hyping
dickwads? Can you guess? It's fucking Massachusetts, the fucking center
of the gay marriage universe. Yes, that's right, the state you love to
tie around the neck of anyone to the left of Strom Thurmond has the
lowest divorce rate in the fucking nation. Think that's just some
aberration? How about this: Nine of the 10 lowest divorce rates are
fucking blue states, asshole, and most are in the Northeast, where our
values suck so bad. And where are the highest divorce rates? Care to
fucking guess? Ten out of 10 are fucking red-ass, we're-so-fucking-moral
states.

But two guys making out is going to fucking ruin marriage for you? Yeah?
Seems like you're ruining it pretty well on your own, you little
bastards. Oh, but that's okay because you go to church, right? I mean
you do, right? 'Cause we fucking get to hear about it every goddamn year
at election time. Yes, we're fascinated by how you get up every Sunday
morning and sing, and then you're fucking towers of moral superiority.
Yeah, that's a workable formula. Maybe us fucking Northerners don't talk
about religion as much as you because we're not so busy sinning, hmmm?
Ever think of that, you self-righteous assholes? No, you're too busy
erecting giant stone tablets of the Ten Commandments in buildings paid
for by the fucking Northeast Liberal Elite.

Well this gravy train is fucking over. Take your liberal-bashing,
federal-tax-leeching, Confederate-flag-waving, holier- than-thou,
hypocritical bullshit and shove it up your ass.

And no, you can't have your fucking convention in New York next time.
Fuck off.

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The above rant is from the website www.fuckthesouth.com. The author is a
member of the Northeast Liberal Elite and is fucking done being a
scapegoat for the Republican Party.