[Rhodes22-list] Mr. Effros's old complaint

ed kroposki ekroposki at charter.net
Sun Aug 28 09:31:56 EDT 2005


Bill:
	I recall that you used to complain about changing the subject line.
Have you forgotten.  Just because it is in the same thread does not
automatically mean that it is the same subject, even when inclusive.  Do you
still have your old emails from 4 or 5 years ago complaining?  By expanding
the subject matter, you have technically made it a new subject, worthy of a
correct subject line.  I have heard the term new math, is this the new
English?  Then I am sorry from being from the old school English.  

Ed K
Addendum:  New Chemical Element Discovered:
Governmentium
A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the
heaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new element has been
tentatively named Governmentium.
Governmentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and
224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are
surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Since governmentium has no electrons, it is inert.  However, it can be
detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A
minute amount of governmentium causes one reaction to take over 4 days to
complete when it would normally take less than a second.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 3 years; it does not decay, but
instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant
neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.  In fact, governmentium's mass
will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause some
morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate
that governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in
concentration.
This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.







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