[Rhodes22-list] The buffalo theory and drinking.

[Brad Haslett]

Rummy,

That's good. Heard these?

Brad

------------

  Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk.
That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
-- Ernest Hemingway  I'd rather have a bottle in front of  me, than a
frontal lobotomy.
-- Tom Waits When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800
gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire
winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer.
-- Dave Barry You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an
airline; It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear
weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
-- Frank Zappa Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
-- Benjamin Franklin An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to
spend time with his fools.
-- For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemmingway One tequila, two tequila,
three tequila, floor.
-- George Carlin "Nobody drove me to drink... but they had to drive me
back."
-- John Barleycorn What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my
lunch?
--W.C. Fields Beauty lies in the hands of the beerholder.
-- Unknown


On 7/9/06, R22RumRunner at aol.com <R22RumRunner at aol.com> wrote:
>
> Brad,
> This has always been one of my favorite's.
>
> Rummy
>
>
>
>
> One  afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory
> to
> his buddy  Norm.
> Here's  how it went:
>
>
> "Well ya  see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can  only move as
> fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is
> the  slowest and
> weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural  selection is
> good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health  of the
> whole
> group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest  members. In
> much
> the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the  slowest
> brain
> cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells.  But
> naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In
> this  way,
> regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making
> the  brain a
> faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel
> smarter  after a
> few beers."
>
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol  may make you think you are whispering
> when you are  not
>
> __________________________________________________
> Use Rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org, Help? www.rhodes22.org/list
>