[Rhodes22-list] redneck joke

[Brad Haslett]

Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane
mechanics in Atlanta. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck
in the hangar with nothing to do. Bud said, "Man, I wish we had
something to drink!" Jim says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet
fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?" So they pour themselves a couple of
glasses of high octane hooch and get completely smashed.

The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels, in fact
he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! Then The phone
rings...

It's Jim. Jim says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"

Bud says, "I feel great. How about you?"

Jim says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"

Bud says, "No, that jet fuel is great stuff - no hangover, nothing. We ought
to do this more often."

"Yeah, well there's just one thing..."

"What's that?"

"Have you farted yet?"

"No..."

"Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in PHOENIX!


On 7/12/06, jetbrains <jetbrains at gmail.com> wrote:
>
>
> Two Redneck hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk
> hunting.
> They were quite successful in their venture, and bagged six big bulls. The
> pilot came back as arranged to pick them up.
>
> They started loading their gear into the plane, including the six elk. But
> the pilot objected he said, "The plane can take out only four of your elk.
> You will have to leave two behind."
>
> One of the hunters pushed forward, "Hey, last year our pilot let us take
> out
> six elk. It was the same model plane, same weather conditions, and
> everything. What's with this? We want you to allow us to fly out just like
> last year.
>
> Reluctantly the pilot finally permitted them to put all six elk aboard and
> the men all climbed in with their gear. But when they attempted to take
> off
> and fly out of the valley, the little plane could not make it. They
> crashed
> in the wilderness.
>
> Climbing out of the wreckage, one Redneck said to the other, "Do you know
> where we are?"
>
> "I think so," replied the other Redneck. "Yep! I think this is about 100
> yards further along than where we crashed last year!"
>
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