[Rhodes22-list] Joke

[Michael D. Weisner]

Groan...

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From: "brad haslett" <flybrad at yahoo.com>
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Sent: Wednesday, June 21, 2006 12:44 PM
Subject: [Rhodes22-list] Joke


> Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her
> eighties. She was admired for her sweetness and
> kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call
> on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting
> room. She invited him to have a seat while she
> prepared tea.
> 
> As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young
> minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of
> it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water
> floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned
> with tea and  scones, they began to chat.
>  
> The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the
> bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got
> the better of him and He could no longer resist. "Miss
> Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me
> about this?" pointing to the bowl.
> 
> "Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was
> walking through the Park a few months ago and I found
> this little package on the ground. The directions said
> to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it
> would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I
> haven't had the flu all winter?"
> 
> 
> 
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