[Rhodes22-list] Joke

[Michael Meltzer]

An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small
tavern. The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first
time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this tavern
where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you." "Yes," she says,
"I remember it well." "OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll round there
again and we can do it for old time's sake. "Oooooooh, Henry, you old devil,
that sounds like a good idea," she answers. 

 

There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this,
having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these two old-
timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's
not any trouble." So he follows them. 

 

They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by
walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their
way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her knickers down and
the Old man drops his trousers. She turns around and as she hangs on to the
fence, the old man moves in. Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex
that the watching policeman has ever seen. 

 

They are bucking and jumping like eighteen-year-olds. This goes on for about
forty minutes! She's yelling, "Ohhh, God!" He's hanging on to her hips for
dear life. This is the most athletic sex imaginable. 

 

Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed.
He thinks he's learned something about life that he didn't know. 

 

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple
struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, still
watching thinks, "that was truly amazing - that old man was going like a
train- I've got To ask him what his secret is." 

 

As the couple pass, he says to them, "That was something else. You had sex
for about forty minutes. How do you manage it? You must have had a fantastic
life together. Is there some sort of secret?" 

 

The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."


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> bounces at rhodes22.org] On Behalf Of brad haslett
> Sent: Wednesday, June 21, 2006 12:45 PM
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> Subject: [Rhodes22-list] Joke
> 
> Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her
> eighties. She was admired for her sweetness and
> kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call
> on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting
> room. She invited him to have a seat while she
> prepared tea.
> 
> As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young
> minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of
> it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water
> floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned
> with tea and  scones, they began to chat.
> 
> The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the
> bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got
> the better of him and He could no longer resist. "Miss
> Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me
> about this?" pointing to the bowl.
> 
> "Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was
> walking through the Park a few months ago and I found
> this little package on the ground. The directions said
> to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it
> would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I
> haven't had the flu all winter?"
> 
> 
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