[Rhodes22-list] Free to Pee! Taxes

[Mary Lou Troy]

We already have a flush tax in here MD. Appended to sewer and water 
bills but I believe that even folks who have septic systems must pay it.

Mary Lou

At 10:10 AM 11/29/2007, you wrote:
>So I haven't actually read this proposed bill to tax boats, but I will.  The
>basic gist is that you have to pay a user fee if you can pee ON your boat
>instead of OFF your boat (which would expose you some other laws).  Fine by
>me, by all means lets tax peeing!  We could tax breathing but that would be
>too difficult to measure.  Now here's what really bugs me about this - I pee
>for a living.  Twice a year I have to pee on command for my gubment required
>medical exam and randomly whenever the computer says my number came up, and
>always if "I step on my pee unit" or appeared about to do so.  Fine, I know
>the rules, no problem!  How about this?  Every time the Congress convenes,
>they should have to pee on command and we, the taxpayers, will determine
>what 'boogymen' we're seeking in their pee.  Every time someone shows at a
>gubment office to collect their check for, whatever, they have to pee.  I
>pee to make the money that the gubment takes a third of to redistribute, it
>seems only fair that folks who did nothing to recieve MY money should have
>to follow the same rules.  By all means, I support peeing and the taxes
>associated with peeing.
>
>Brad
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