[Rhodes22-list] How to Secure Your Home in the Face of Rising Crime Rates

[Brad Haslett]

Elle,

Just got one thing to add to that - draw a chalk outline of a body on the
stoop.  If you're being bothered by Jehovah Witnesses , leave a copy of the
Watchtower inside the outline.

Brad

On Sun, Apr 20, 2008 at 7:00 PM, elle <watermusic38 at yahoo.com> wrote:

> We all gotta do what we all gotta do..
>
> HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM ~
>
> 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's
> used size14-16 work Boots.
>
> 2. Place them on your front porch, along with several
> ratty  copies of Guns & Ammo Magazine and NRA
> magazines.
>
> 3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and
> magazine.
>
> 4. Leave a dirty, wrinkled, almost illegible note on
> the porch rail that reads:
>
> Hey Bubba, Jim Bob, Duke and Slim - Went to git more
> ammunit'n.  Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit
> bulls - they done attacked the mailman this morning
> and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took
> part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
> they all four locked in the house. Set on the porch
> till I get home.
>
> Cooter
>
>
> +++++++++
>
>  elle..
>
> We can't change the angle of the wind....but we can adjust our sails.
>
>  1992 Rhodes 22   Recyc '06  "WaterMusic"   (Lady in Red)
>
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