[Rhodes22-list] (Humor) Banister of Life...

[Ben Cittadino]

Rummy;

If a man makes a decision in a forest,
and there is no woman around,
is he still wrong?

Thanks for the chuckles.

Best,

Ben C.

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> As You  Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember:
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> 1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive  new book. It's 
> called ......... 'Ministers Do More Than Lay  People.'
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> 2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be  Mary.
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> 3. The difference between the Pope and your boss, the Pope only  expects
> you 
> to kiss his ring.
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> 4. My mind works like lightning, One  brilliant flash and it is gone.
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> 5. The only time the world beats a  path to your door is if you're in the 
> bathroom.
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> 6. I hate sex in the  movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink 
> spilled and that ice,  well, it really chilled the mood.
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> 7. It used to be only death and  taxes were inevitable Now, of course, 
> there's shipping and handling,  too.
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> 8. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives  the 
> impression that he just cleaned the whole house.
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> 9. My next house  will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large 
> trash  can.
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> 10. A blonde said, 'I was worried that my mechanic might try to  rip me
> off. 
> I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn signal  fluid.'
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> 11. My neighbor was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see  how he was
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> found him writing frantically on a piece of paper.
> I told  him rabies could be treated, and he didn't have to worry about a 
> Will.  
> He said, 'Will? What Will? I'm making a list of the people I want to 
> bite.'
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> 12. Definition of a teenager?  God's punishment... for  enjoying sex.
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> 13. As you slide down the banister of life, may the  splinters never point 
> the wrong way.  
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