[Rhodes22-list] Rummy and Brad (Martin and Lewis, Stiller and Meara, the Smothers Brothers)

[Hank]

Ben,

You forgot one.

Ask the Marines to secure the building and they will assault it with a
platoon sized force with close air support for covering fire.

Hank

On Thu, Nov 13, 2008 at 12:33 PM, Benjamin Cittadino <bcittadino at dcs-law.com
> wrote:

> Dear Rummy and Brad;
>
> 1. I love you guys.
>
> 2. You'll never believe this, but I knew one of you two would come up
> with that "ambulance chasing" line.
>
> 3. It was only a question of which of you would do it.
>
> 4.It was moderately funny.
>
> 5 Happily, I have reached that point in my career where the ambulance
> follows ME.
>
> 6. My favorite inter-service rivalry Veterans Day joke:
>
>     Ask the navy to "secure that building" and they will turn out the
> lights and lock the door.
>
>     Ask the Army to "secure that building" and they will install
> sandbags and post a guard.
>
>     Ask the Air Force to "secure that building" and they will sign a 99
> year lease and build a golf course around it.
>
> Best wishes;
>
> Ben C.
>
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