[Rhodes22-list] Canadian olympic humor.

[r22rumrunner at aol.com]

Caesar,
 
I like the way you think. It's 39.9 degrees outside (Not a problem for this 
 northern born boy) and absolutely 0 for wind. Not even a ripple on the 
lake.  It's a perfect mirror. Smooth as a baby's bottom. Not even a power boat 
out  today. I guess I will just have to start drinking earlier than usual. 
 
Rummy
 
 
In a message dated 1/22/2010 10:35:41 A.M. Eastern Standard Time,  
caesarpaul01 at yahoo.com writes:

Rummy,
Go  sailing.

Caesar




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From:  "r22rumrunner at aol.com" <r22rumrunner at aol.com>
To:  rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org
Sent: Fri, January 22, 2010 6:48:43  AM
Subject: Re: [Rhodes22-list] Canadian olympic  humor.

Rick,
I'll bite. Where do Canadian soldiers come from????  It's Friday, overcast  
and I'm bored.

Rummy


In a  message dated 1/21/2010 8:00:29 P.M. Eastern Standard Time,   
sloopblueheron at gmail.com writes:

I'm  surprised no one asked  about Canadian Soldiers.  Like, were do they   
come
from?

Rick

On Thu, Jan 21, 2010 at 4:39 PM,   <r22rumrunner at aol.com>   wrote:

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> hosting  the 2010  Winter  Olympics, these are some questions people from
> all over  the world are  asking.  Believe it  or not these  questions
> about  Canada  were posted on an  International
> Tourism
>  Website.  Obviously the   answers are a joke; but the
>  questions were really   asked!
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> Q: I have never seen  it
> warm on Canadian  TV, so how do the plants grow? ( England
>  )
> A.  We  import all plants fully grown  and then just  sit
> around and  watch  them die.
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> Q: Will I be able  to see Polar  Bears
> in the street?  ( France )
>  A:  Depends  on how
> much you've been  drinking.
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> Q: I want to  walk from Vancouver
> to  Toronto - can I follow the  Railroad
> tracks?  ( Sweden  )
> A:  Sure,   it's
> only Four thousand miles,  take  lots of  water.
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> Q: Is it safe to
> run around  in the bushes  in Canada ?    ( Sweden
> )
> A:  So  it's  true what they say about  Swedes.
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> Q:
> Are   there any  ATM's (cash machines) in Canada ?  Can you
>   send  me a list of them in Toronto , Vancouver ,     Edmonton
> and Halifax ?  (England  )
> A:  No,  but  you'd better bring
> a few extra furs for trading   purposes.
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> Q: Can you give me some
> information  about  hippo racing in  Canada ?  (Norway )
> A:
>  A-fri-ca is  the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe.
>  Ca-na-da is that  big country to your  North...oh forget it. Sure,  the
> hippo  racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary   Come
>  naked.
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> Q: Which direction is North in  Canada ?    (Italy
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> A:  Face south and   then turn 180 degrees  Contact us when you
> get here and we'll  send the rest of
> the  directions.
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>  Q:  Can I bring cutlery into  Canada  ? ( England
>  )
> A:  Why? Just  use your  fingers like we  do.
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> Q:
> Can you send me the Vienna  Boys' Choir  schedule?  ( USA )
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> A:  Aus-t ri-a  is  that  quaint little country
> bordering  Ger-man-y,  which  is...oh forget it.  Sure, the Vienna
> Boys Choir plays  every  Tuesday night in  Vancouver  and in Calgary
> ,  straight after  the  hippo races. Come naked.
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>  Q:  Do you
>  have perfume in Canada ?  ( Germany  )
> A:  No, WE  don't
> stink.
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> Q:   I have  developed a new  product that is the
> fountain of  youth. Where can I sell it in Canada ?  ( France
> )
>  A:  Anywhere significant numbers of  Americans
>  gather.
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> Q:  Can  you tell me the  regions in  British
> Columbia where the female population is smaller  than the  male
> population?  ( Italy )
> A:  Yes,   gay
> nightclubs.
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> Q:  Do  you celebrate   Thanksgiving in Canada
> ?  ( USA )
> A:  Only at   Thanksgiving.
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> Q:  Are
> there supermarkets in   Toronto and is  milk available all year
> round?  (  Germany  )
> A:  No, we are a peaceful civilization of
>  Vegan  hunter/gathers. Milk is  illegal.
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> Q:  I  have  a
> question about a famous animal in Canada , but I forget  its name.  It's
> a kind of big horse
> > with   horns. ( Germany  )
> A:  It's
> called a Moose. They  are tall and very  violent, eating the brains of
> anyone walking  close to them. You  can  scare them off by spraying
>  yourself  with human urine  before you go out  walking.
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> Will I be able to speak  English most  places I  go?  (
> USA )
>  A:  Yes, but you  will have to learn it
> first.
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>  others) who you  think will enjoy it  as much as I
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